Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman?
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17: Dorothy and Blanche and Rose and Sophia
Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement.
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16: How Do You Say Wendigo?
Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?!
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15: Ugliest Beautiful Most Creepy Hero
Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!
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14: 30-Proof Soup
Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter.
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- Topatoco has created a combination store of Rich and Danielle's merchandise that, as Danielle says "puts all the cute shit in one place".
13: Where the Pudding Cats Come From
Danielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy.
Next week, Danielle is the guest on the second episode of Come As You Are, a brand-new show about sex hosted by Emily Nagoski. It's "the kink show" that Rich refers to in this episode of Coffee & Cider.
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- Topatoco has created a combination store of Rich and Danielle's merchandise that, as Danielle says "puts all the cute shit in one place".
12: A Lucrative Job in Pornography
Healed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories!
ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could?
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11: We Should Be Dead
Danielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head.
SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving".
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10: Allergy to Fun
Danielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out!
Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES.
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9: Nut Stand Mayorship
Rich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which has a warm place in her boudoir. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North...
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8: A Billion Open Tabs
A bonus (Fake) "New Year" episode finds Rich playing Mr. Fix-It for Danielle's battle against Photoshop.
7: Golden Girls with Slingshots
On a Monday after Christmas and before New Year's, Danielle announced that she is ending Girls With Slingshots in March 2015.
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6: Criterion Velocity
Danielle is back and recovered from travel, so the GlutenFreedonian Duo talk about fun stuff the kids like: Social Justice, creeping out creeper dudes, and Dr. Mario.
This week: the secret to your superpowers.
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5: This Tumblr Wrld (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)
In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves...Danielle, Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2)
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Night Moves 5: Road Trip to Egypt (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)
Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2)
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4: Cuckoo Bananapants
Danielle and Rich look back at The Mystery of The Missing Box from her Thought Bubble trip. They go further and do a "deep dive" to examine their transportation choices, hopes, and dreams. This week, we discover Rich's grand plan for Future Travel Across Oceans.
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3: Falling Out of an Airplane
Danielle and Rich discuss her upcoming trip to the UK for Thought Bubble, as well as the perils of hidden glutens, butters, and Nazi Truth Serum.
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2: The Last Thing I Stole from Work
Danielle and Rich discuss distractions, focus, and the nice things they find in the alleyway. How can non-working arcade cabinets help keep you productive? How can a nice day truck you into not doing work?
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1: 5000 Years of Progress
Danielle Corsetto and Rich Stevens do their version of water cooler talk and it becomes a show. Discussed: the importance of a hammock and naps, good gluten-free pizza, and what happened when one of our hosts first tasted "Pizza! Pizza!". Is pregnancy a full-time job?
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What do you do when trying to do (or avoid doing) work? Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed people motivating (or de-motivating) themselves and each other before hitting their mutual nightly deadlines.
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