His games drive us nuts, but we can't help loving them anyway. So after much trash talk, we welcome puzzle master extraordinaire (and Unconsoleable listener!) Alan Hazelden to the show.

Alan tells us a bit about what he did before making devilishly challenging puzzle games, how he goes about designing and testing his games, which developers he looks up to, and even his favorite pizza toppings :-)

But wait, there's more! We also tell Alan how he can turn his games into F2P gold mines so the next time he comes on the show, he can have a Notch house of his very own :-p Of course we kid. None of that will happen, but it was fun to imagine!

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Stuff we mentioned:

Snakebird (iOS, Android & Steam)
Cosmic Express (iOS, Android & Steam)
A Good Snowman is Hard to Build (iOS, Android & Steam)
Glorious Trainwrecks
Shit Snake
These Robotic Hearts of Mine (iOS & Android)
Sokobond
PuzzleScript
Rust Bucket (iOS & Android)
SpaceChem
Human Resource Machine (iOS, Android & Steam)
Alan’s recent interview with Rock, Paper, Shotgun
Deus Ex: GO (iOS & Android)
Mekorama (iOS & Android)
Stephen Lavelle
English Country Tune (iOS & Steam)
Stephen’s Sausage Roll
Terry Cavanaugh
VVVVVV (iOS, Android & Steam)
QWOP
GIRP
Ira Glass
TypeShift (iOS only)
Benjamin Davis
Kami 2 (iOS only)
Cheesing
Abuse Alan on Twitter